Marry Brown (Closed) Directions

Eating out is quite a mission these days. With an explosion of new places, it has become increasingly complicated. But when examined astutely, it can be done in 3 simple steps:

1. Opening of the mouth
2. Stuffing the food in
3. Chewing and swallowing

Although the last step requires paramount levels of energy, it is still best done by the person who's supposed to eat rather than hiring someone else to do it for him.

The above steps solve the eating problem effectively (proof: Telugu heroines), but places like Marry Brown complicate it further.

On the 2nd level ....