Sree Ramana Digital 35mm (Amberpet)

Placed right on the shoulder of a busy crossroads, this 35mm is nothing like the 70mm. The 70mm is dirty, smelly and dingy. This one thankfully isn't like that - it is smelly, dingy and dirty.

This is Sreeramana 35mm. This could also be Devi 35mm. Or perhaps Gillette 35mm. But since the management has named it as Sreeramana, let's just stick to that. Just like we stick to the fact that this is a haven for cinema lovers. Okay, we don't actually stick to it, but we'd sure love to use a stick for various reasons here.

One of the things that you could do with a stick is to bludgeon the flies to death. Another use for the prop is forcing it through one ear and out of the other. Maybe that way you'd be able to make out the noises from the thing they call as the sound system, here.

Service-oriented uses for that stick include pointing out to your neighbor the place on the screen where the movie is being played; and crushing the toes of the people in your row, so that they fold-up their legs and allow your companion to reach her seat.

With so many virtues sticking out cancerously, who wouldn't want to watch a movie in this theater? P. S.: The answer is not humans and animals.

Also read: Sreeramana 70mm